CHRIS PLAYED BY CHARLES BERMAN

1. What is a Maharishi Mahesh Yogi?

2. Tell us the punch line; we’ll tell you the joke.

3. What is a granfalloon?

4. Name a country that has been autonomousbut not internationally recognized.

5. When did the Korean War officially end?

6. What do the words armada, mosquito, Colorado, and burrito have in common?

7. What is both a biblical character and a necessary element of air travel?

8. A nickle is made of what?

9. A cent is made of what?

10. In fiction, who is Flashman?

11. What was the charge of the light brigade?

12. Please describe the plot of the film “You Got Served.”

13. What is both a part of a laptop and a musical instrument?

14. Society frowns on people who practise usury. Why?

15. What is both a kind of legislature and a kind of funkadelic?

16. Name a part of the US that is not a state or within a state.

17. Name a current monarch.

18. What is hummus made of?

19. What is Tin Pan Alley?

20. The British Navy used to practise something called conscription. Why did the people affected sometime disapprove of this?

21. Name something only one of us has read/heard/seen.

22. Heads or tails.

OTHER PHILIP GLASS

1. How many chance spaces are there on a monopoly board?
2. What year did the Binghamton mets come to Binghamton?
3. Who would prefer not to?
4. Lacan couldn’t drive, how did he get around this impediment?
5. What is the real name of the estate seen on BBC and Masterpiece Theater’s downtown abbey?
6. How many delegates will the winner of today Missouri Primary get?
7. What was the name of Fry’s dog on Futurama?
8. What was Ayn Rand’s birth name?

DICK BITCHEES

1. What song are these lyrics from? I suppose I could collect my books and get on back to school, or steal my daddy’s cue and make a living out of playing pool.

2. In 1957 John Lennon met Paul McCartney at a church picnic during a performance by Lennon’s band. What was the name of the band?

3. Which artist played his hit version of “the star spangled banner” at a music festival in Atlanta in 1970 and prompted the governor of Georgia to state that he would seek a law banning rock festivals?

4. What two artists wrote the song. We are the world?

5. What drummer loaded his drums with explosives that went off at the end of a live performance on the smothers brothers show, causing Pete Townsend serious hearing damage ?

6. Damn the torpedoes, released in 1979, was the third album by what band ?

7. “Sometimes when we touch” was a hit song for this Canadian Singer songwriter?

8. Jeff lynn played electric violin for what group?

9. This one hit wonder by starland vocal band was about making love in the afternoon. What was the title?

10. Teach me how to dougie.

DUMPSWITCH JONES CAN’T FIND THE CAPS LOCK KEY.
Wait there it is.

- From where does the phrase ‘pitch black’ originate?

- When typing reddit into the address bar on any WHRW FM computer, what subreddit first pops up in the autofill?

- In how many states is it legal to refuse service to anyone in a restaurant, regardless of reason?

- How did David Choe get rich?

- Who was Steven Spielberg’s first choice to play Peter Pan in Hook?

- Why is Susan Boyle unqualified to participate in American Idol?

- What is the difference between American Idol and America’s Got Talent?

- What is the difference between America’s Got Talent and Britain’s Got Talent?

- What is the difference between Britain and America?

- Row Row Row your what?

- Mary had a little what?

- Old MacDonald had a what?

- Ring around the what?

- Pocket full of what?

- What?

- Why?

- Where?

- When?

- How?

- What esoteric sport has seen a spike in interest since Sunday and why?

- Add a new element to an existing sport and change it’s name.

- Give us a punchline, and we’ll try to think of a joke.

- Bad Genie.